芳:天若有情天亦老
汉:芳芳吃饭爱抠脚
芳:灯红酒绿惹人醉
汉:他斗地主从来不加倍
芳:满口金句人人醉
汉:再说sao话嘴扯烂
芳:咱这sao话为把文采显
汉:你脑袋离我远一点
芳:睿句题诗赛陆游
汉:你胸口以上全是头
芳:芳芳绝对不一样
汉:挺大个脑袋还锡纸烫
—— 孙九芳 《德云社》
口吐芬芳,网络流行语,指说脏话或爆粗口,常见的脏话替代用词。但本身词义中性,并不真正指代任何具体脏字。芬芳,香气之意。一般说粗话被称作“嘴臭”,而称作“芬芳”正是故意说反话反讽其满口粗话。
基本信息
中文名 口吐芬芳
性质 网络流行语
目录
引申含义
指说脏话或爆粗口,常见的脏话替代用词。和小嘴抹了蜜一样是用在有人骂脏话或者说话难听的时候做调侃用的反话。
反话就是说反语,或反话正说,运用实际上的意义跟字面意思正相反的词语或句子来表达意思的修辞方法,一般是用来批判、揭露坏人坏事,在文章中可以取得幽默、讽刺的表达效果,增强文章的战斗力。
芳:天若有情天亦老
汉:芳芳吃饭爱抠脚
芳:灯红酒绿惹人醉
汉:他斗地主从来不加倍
芳:满口金句人人醉
汉:再说sao话嘴扯烂
芳:咱这sao话为把文采显
汉:你脑袋离我远一点
芳:睿句题诗赛陆游
汉:你胸口以上全是头
芳:芳芳绝对不一样
汉:挺大个脑袋还锡纸烫
—— 孙九芳 《德云社》
育儿知识如下
1.孩子睡眠时间昼夜相加不得少于12小时。记住,充足的睡眠是孩子健康的保障。
2.户外有氧运动能增加孩子的免疫力,上下午均不少于40分钟的户外活动,最好能接触到土地、当然霾雾天气要除外。
3.若要孩子安,三分饥和寒。千万别给孩子吃得太多,穿的太厚,要随环境温度的变化给孩子更换衣服。
4.是药三分毒,应该相信食物疗法确有疗效。
5.可以尝试四季用冷水给孩子洗脸,可以增加其耐寒能力,减少感冒。
6.喂养方面,初期是以母乳或代乳品为主,在五六个月以后增加辅食,这样才能满足身体发育的需要
7.为使婴幼儿能养成顺利进餐习惯,建议家长注意将辅食时间调整到大人进餐期间或进餐后。大人进餐对孩子有行为引导作用;喂辅食时,大人嘴里同时嚼食物,哪怕仅是口香糖。
8.宝宝一周岁之前尽量食用少糖无盐的食物;即使宝宝一周岁后,也应尽量避免在为宝宝制作食物时添加盐和糖;务必查看食物标签,检查您购买食物的含盐量或含糖量;在食谱中使用香料和调料,或柠檬、酸橙和番茄泥代替食盐。
单田芳的隋唐演义共计三个版本:分别是《130回版》,《150回版》,《216回版》。三个版本各不相同,集数也就分别为130,150,216集。
优缺点的分析:
一:130回本
优点:代表单早期风貌,最近单原本,有杀王伯超,红拂杀仇成等他们没有的情节,神完气足,一气呵成。
缺点:从秦琼发配北平府说起,没有秦琼救驾、李渊射死单雄忠,卖马、秦单结拜、李密救秦琼等情节。网上版本有残缺,用其他版本补配。
二:150回本:
优点:晚年精品,从秦琼救驾、李渊射死单雄忠开始(这是其他两个版本不具备的),前半部(到长蛇阵)极详。
缺点:头重脚轻,长蛇阵之后情节简略,很多重要情节包括尉迟恭的情节一带而过,有网友怀疑单的本子不全,或许与此有关。
三:216回本:
优点:前后结构得当,虽然比130回本有删改,但没有150回本头重脚轻的毛病。后部情节虽比150回本详细,但仍然有删(杀王伯超)改(杀仇成)。
缺点:从秦琼发配北平府讲起,不全,晚年作品口误多。
1.有孩子的夫妻更快乐。
不少初为人父母者,面对宝宝的哭闹、顽皮、挑食等往往手足无措,甚至称孩子为“小恶魔”。然而,美国加州大学河滨分校的尼尔森教授研究发现,孩子给父母带来的快乐远多于痛苦。特别是父亲会从孩子那里获得相当多的正能量和幸福感。因此,建议爸妈们多从照顾孩子的经历中体会快乐,而不是一味抱怨。把育儿当作成就,心态也更容易摆正。
2.把孩子放第一位更幸福。
荷兰阿姆斯特丹自由大学的阿什顿·詹姆斯教授发现,把孩子放在第一位的父母更幸福,并能感悟更多的生活真谛。但需要提醒的是,这不代表可以溺爱孩子。孩子犯错误,可以适当惩罚;孩子想要的东西,不该买的坚决不要妥协。
3.不要整天围着孩子转。
有些父母认为,爱就是成天围着孩子转,像“直升飞机”一样,有点事马上“飞”去“救火”。美国玛丽华盛顿大学的西弗林教授认为,无微不至的关爱让孩子更易抑郁,自理能力差。家长应学会适度放手,让孩子自己解决问题。尤其当孩子觉得被管得太多时,家长要接受而不是抱怨“不被理解”。
育儿方面的核心就是一定要注重小孩三观、思想以及修养和良好习惯的形成,其它行为方面就属于外围,有句老话说“三岁看大,7岁看老”说的就是这个意思。
1. 所有育儿经验都仅供参考,每个宝宝都是一个独立的个体,别人的育儿良方并不一定适合你的宝宝!
2. 成功教育的奥妙在于:先设立一个较低的目标,让孩子体验到成功的快乐,然后再追求更高一级的目标。
3. 不要整天将别人家的孩子挂在嘴上,那样会伤孩子的自尊心。 可以在合适的时候通过适当的方式让孩子了解到差距,并鼓励孩子,你也可以!
以下是两首育儿的古诗:
1. 《摇篮曲》
玲珑轻踏金铃响,摇篮顿倚翠阴凉。睡意初醒惺忪眼,轻拍小臂催欢腾。
2. 《竹石赋》
婴儿乳肚圆如盂,酥胸粉背嫩如菜。曲腿蹲坐无人识,捋手指头翻白眼。
逼着孩子有出息,还不如先逼自己一把,这样的效果更好,让孩子看到成功的自己更有说服力,榜样的力量——永远是最好的教育!
Fragrant: The day is like day having feeling also old
Chinese: Fragrant fragrant have a meal foot love dig or dig out with a finger or sth pointed
Fragrant: Scene of debauchery is provoking drunk
Chinese: He fights ground principal and subordinate to come not double
Fragrant: Glibly gold sentence everybody is drunk
Chinese: Say Sao word mouth is pulled again sodden
Fragrant: Word of our this Sao is a literary grace to show
Chinese: Your head is a bit further from me
Fragrant: Farsighted sentence inscribe Shi Sailiu to swim
Chinese: Your wind above is a head completely
Fragrant: Fragrant fragrant absolutely different
Chinese: Quite big head returns tinfoil to iron
-- Sun Jiufang " De Yun company "
The mouth spits fragrance, network catchword, point to say bad word or explode wide mouth, common bad language is replaced with the word. But itself acceptation is neuter, do not point to era truly any specific dirty word. Aromatic, the meaning of aroma. Say vulgar language is called commonly " the mouth is foul " , and call " aromatic " say irony irony intentionally just about its glibly vulgar language.
Basic message
Chinese name mouth spits fragrance
Quality network catchword
Catalog
Meaning of extend the meaning
Point to say bad word or explode wide mouth, common bad language is replaced with the word. Wiping honey with small mouth is to be used in somebody to condemn bad language euqally perhaps do when conversation is offensive speak used irony.
Irony of irony that is to say, or irony is saying, apply actually the rhetorical method that the meaning conveys a meaning with the term with literal antipodal meaning or sentence, it is to be used commonly critically, disclose hellion evildoing, humorous, acid expression result can be obtained in the article, enhance the combat effectiveness of the article.
Fragrant: The day is like day having feeling also old
Chinese: Fragrant fragrant have a meal foot love dig or dig out with a finger or sth pointed
Fragrant: Scene of debauchery is provoking drunk
Chinese: He fights ground principal and subordinate to come not double
Fragrant: Glibly gold sentence everybody is drunk
Chinese: Say Sao word mouth is pulled again sodden
Fragrant: Word of our this Sao is a literary grace to show
Chinese: Your head is a bit further from me
Fragrant: Farsighted sentence inscribe Shi Sailiu to swim
Chinese: Your wind above is a head completely
Fragrant: Fragrant fragrant absolutely different
Chinese: Quite big head returns tinfoil to iron
-- Sun Jiufang " De Yun company "
Yo knowledge is as follows
Addition of round the clock of time of 1. child Morpheus is not gotten little at 12 hours. Remember, enough sleep is the safeguard of child health.
Outdoors motion having oxygen can increase 2. immune force of the child, fluctuation midday all not less than outdoors activities of 40 minutes, best can land of bring into contact with, of course haze mist weather wants exception.
If install 3. wants the child, 3 minutes of be hungry and cold. Must not eat too much to the child, those who wear is too thick, the change that should follow environmental temperature changes to the child the dress.
4. is medicine 3 minutes poison, should believe dietetic have curative effect truly.
5. can try the four seasons to wash a face to the child with cold water, can increase its cold-resistant capacity, reduce a cold.
6. feed respect, initial stage is with the mother breast or acting milkings are given priority to, increase later in 56 months complementary feed, such ability satisfy the need of body development
7. is make infant can nurturance dines smoothly habit, proposal parent notices will complementary during feeding time to adjust adult to dine or after dining. Adult dines have behavior guiding effect to the child; Feed complementary when feeding, food is chewed at the same time in adult mouth, even if be chewing gum only.
8. darling before one one full year of life as far as possible the food that edible little candy does not have salt; Although darling a week after year old, also answer to avoid to add salt and candy when making food for darling as far as possible; Examine food label without fail, check you to buy alimental to contain salt is measured or contain candy amount; Flavor and condiment are used in cookbook, or citric, lime and tomato mud replace salt.
Historical novel of the Tang Dynasty of the Sui Dynasty adds up to 3 version: It is respectively " 130 edition " , " 150 edition " , " 216 edition " . 3 version each are not identical, volume number also is respectively 130, 150, 216 collect.
The analysis of actor defect:
One: 130 this
Advantage: Represent only inchoate view, odd recently originally, have kill Wang Baichao, gong Fu kills Chou Cheng to wait for the clue that they do not have, the god is over energy of life is full, get sth done without any letup.
Defect: From the Qin Dynasty hair fining jade matchs north to make the same score government office to speak of, save without Qin Qiong drive, Li Yuan shoots dead Chan Xiongzhong, sell horse, Qin Chan to become sworn brothers, Li Mi saves Qin Qiong to wait for a clue. The version on the net has misshapen, fill with other version match.
2: 150 this:
Advantage: Old age high-quality goods, cong Qinqiong is saved drive, Li Yuan shoots dead Chan Xiongzhong to begin (this is other two version do not have) , before half (to single-line battle array) extremely detailed.
Defect: Top-heavy, the clue is brief after single-line battle array, very much important clue includes Wei to Chi Gong's clue is taken and pass, the netizen suspects odd edition is not complete, concern with this probably.
3: 216 this:
Advantage: Around structure is proper, although compare this having 130 times to delete and change, but do not have this top-heavy defect 150 times. Although hind clue is compared 150 times this detailed, but still have cutout (kill Wang Baichao) change (kill Chou Cheng) .
Defect: From the Qin Dynasty hair fining jade matchs north to make the same score government office to tell case, not complete, later work mouth by accident much.
The husband and wife that 1. has the child is happier.
Many first parenting person, those who face darling cry be troubled by, mischievous, carry feed wait to often lose his head, call the child even " small devil " . However, river of American California university bank Professor Nielsen of cent school considers to discover, the joy that the child brings to parents is far over anguish. Especially father is met from quite a few is obtained over there the child energy and happy feeling. Accordingly, proposal pa Mom experience joy from inside the experience that takes care of the child more, is not to complain blindly. Yo regard as achievement, state of mind is placed more easily also.
2. puts the child the first happier.
The Ashendu Zhanmusi of university of Holand Amsterdam freedom teachs discovery, the father and mother that puts the child in the first is happier, can comprehend more life true meaning. But what need reminds is, this does not represent OK and doting child. The child makes a mistake, OK and appropriate punishment; The thing that the child means, what ought not to buy is determined do not compromise.
3. does not turn round the child all the day.
Some parents think, love even if all day long turns round the child, resemble " helicopter " same, on horse of thing having a place " fly " go " fire fighting " . American Ma Li Huacheng pauses Professor Xifulin of the university thinks, the care of meticulously makes the child easier depressed, provide for oneself ability is poor. The parent should learn to let go moderately, let him child solve a problem. Feel to be in charge of too much when the child especially when, the parent should be accepted and not be to complain " be not understood " .
Yo the core of the respect must pay attention to a child namely of 3 view, thought and accomplishment and good convention form, other behavior respect belongs to periphery, an adage says " 3 years old look big, 7 years old look old " those who say is this meaning.
1.All Yo experience offers reference only, every darling is an independence is individual, the Yo of others the darling that effective prescription does not suit you certainly!
2.Does the secret of successful education depend on: ?
3.Do not hang the child of others home on the mouth all the day, can hurt the child's proper pride in that way. Can be in appropriate when let the child know difference through proper way, encourage the child, you are OK also!
It is two Yo below ancient poetry:
1." cradlesong "
Exquisite steps Jin Ling gently to ring, cradle Du Yicui is shady and cool. Xing Song eye wakes at the beginning of drowsiness, dab small arm urges jubilation.
2." Zhu Shifu "
The baby breeds abdomen circle is like jar, back of crisp bosom pink is tender be like dish. Music leg crouchs sit unmanned knowledge, rub one's palm along smooth out with the fingers finger show the whites of eyes.
Forcing the child has prospect, still be inferior to forcing first oneself are one, such effect is better, those who let the child see a success oneself are more convincing, the force of example -- it is best education forever!