英语笑话：A Lawyer Made Man 律师创造人类

A Lawyer Made Man

A surgeon，an architect and a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession．

The surgeon says，“Surgery is the oldest profession．God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can’t go back further than that．”

The architect says，“Hold on！In fact，God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days，and you can’t go back any further than THAT！”

The lawyer puffs his cigar and says，“Gentlemen，Gentlemen... who do you think created the CHAOS？？！！”

律师创造人类

一个外科医生，一个建筑师和一个律师正在酒吧里就他们三人中谁的职业最古老这一话题进行激烈的争论。

外科医生说：“我们外科医生是最古老的职业。上帝当年用亚当的一根肋骨创造了夏娃。不可能有比这更早的了。”

建筑师说：“等一等！事实上，上帝是第一位建筑师，因为他在七天之内创造了世界，使其不再是一片混乱。你不可能找到比这更早的职业了。”

律师叼着雪茄烟，吞云吐雾地说道：“先生们，先生们，你们想想看，到底是谁让世界一片混乱的？！！”

英语词汇

Lawyer Made Man - 律师创造人类（标题，带有幽默意味）

surgeon - 外科医生

architect - 建筑师

lawyer - 律师

heated barroom discussion - 激烈的酒吧争论

profession - 职业

oldest profession - 最古老的职业

surgery - 外科手术

God - 上帝

rib - 肋骨

Adam - 亚当

Eve - 夏娃

architect - 建筑师

chaos - 混乱

puffs his cigar - 吸雪茄烟

Gentlemen - 先生们