英语笑话：The K9 Patrol K9巡逻队

The K9 Patrol

The police department，famous for its superior canine（K9） unit，was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.

Returning home from work，a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channel and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.

As the K9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash，the blonde ran out onto the porch，clapped a hand to her head and moaned，“I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help，and what do they do？They send a blind police man！”

K9巡逻队

某警察局以其精锐的警犬部队（即K9巡逻队）而闻名，但在最近的一次行动中却遭遇了尴尬。

一个金发女子下班回到家中，发现自己的家被洗劫一空，感到非常震惊。她立即打电话向警察局报案。

警察局用无线电专用频道呼叫后，一名正在附近的K9巡逻队员第一个赶到了现场。

当那位队员牵着警犬来到她家的时候，那位金发女子从屋里跑出来，来到门廊，用手拍着脑袋，抱怨道：“我回家发现自己所有的财产都被偷了，打电话向警察求助，但是他们做了什么？竟然派一个瞎子来！”

重点英语词汇：

1.police department - 警察局

2.superior canine (K9) unit - 优秀的警犬（K9）单位

3.incident - 事件

4.blonde - 金发女子

5.ransacked - 被洗劫

6.burgled - 被入室盗窃

7.telephoned - 打电话

8.reported - 报告

9.police dispatcher - 警察调度员

10.broadcast - 广播

11.channel - 频道

12.patrolling - 巡逻

13.K9 officer - K9警官

14.leash - 狗链

15.porch - 门廊

16.clapped - 拍手

17.moaned - 呻吟

18.possessions - 财产

19.stolen - 被偷

20.blind policeman - 盲人警察