英语笑话：Pet Supplies 宠物食品

Pet Supplies

An old lady went to the grocery store to buy dog food．

The clerk said，“I’m sorry，ma’am，but I need proof it’s for your dog，because old people are eating dog food．”

So the old lady brought in her dog and bought the food．The next day she tried to buy cat food，and again the clerk said she needed proof．The old lady had to go home，get her cat，and bring it in as proof that she deserved to buy cat food．

The next day the old lady brought in a box，and the clerk asked her what was inside．

“Put your finger in，”the old lady said．

The clerk said，“Well，actually，it smells like poop．”

“Yes，”the old lady said．“Now can I please buy some toilet paper？”

宠物食品

一位老妇人到杂货店买狗食。

店员说：“对不起，夫人，我需要有证据证明你是为狗买的，因为有些老年人也吃狗食。”

于是那位老妇人带来了自己的狗，买到了狗食。第二天她又来买猫食，店员又说需要证据。老妇人再次回到家，带来了猫作为证据，证明自己有买猫食的资格。

又过了一天，那位老妇人带了个盒子来到店里。

店员问盒子里装的是什么。“把你的手指放到里面。”她说。

店员道：“唔，说实话，闻起来像是大便。”

“一点不错。”老妇人说，“现在我可以买卫生纸了吧？”

英语词汇：

Grocery store - 杂货店

Clerk - 店员

Proof - 证据

Cat food - 猫食

Box - 盒子

Toilet paper - 卫生纸

Poop - 大便（口语用法）